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    Started by Lockon, Feb 23 2009 03:15 PM

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    #1 Lockon

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    Posted 23 February 2009 - 03:15 PM

    In the uk,its illegal to have
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    under 16
    Edit: Its funny because theres so many people under the age that have it....from 13 on wards.

    Edited by Athrun Zala 02♥, 23 February 2009 - 03:16 PM.

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    Posted 23 February 2009 - 03:22 PM

    *cough* you *cough*

    #3 Lockon

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    Posted 23 February 2009 - 03:23 PM

    Thats why I said ill be back in 20 mins but it was much longer then that.

    #4 Decatur

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    Posted 23 February 2009 - 03:24 PM

    it was about an hour.

    #5 Lockon

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    Posted 23 February 2009 - 03:27 PM

    What did you expect her perants were out so was her sister

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    Posted 23 February 2009 - 04:11 PM

    It is illegal to commit suicide.

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    Posted 23 February 2009 - 04:13 PM

    Anal sex is prohibited in england lol.

    #8 Lockon

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    Posted 23 February 2009 - 04:15 PM

    Anal sex is prohibited in england lol.

    Thats a stupid law....more stupid then the under 16 one...

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    Posted 23 February 2009 - 04:22 PM

    Thats a stupid law....more stupid then the under 16 one...

    that applys to the US and Canada as well.....

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    Posted 23 February 2009 - 04:45 PM

    that applys to the US and Canada as well.....

    MESSED UP LAW TEHRE!

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    Posted 23 February 2009 - 04:55 PM

    Do you mean it's illegal to have sex with someone under the age of sixteen if your over sixteen.

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    Posted 23 February 2009 - 04:55 PM

    Here are some dumb laws in my state:
    Missouri
    -It is illegal to have oral sex.*
    -Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).
    -Speeding is not illegal.**
    -If your are under the age of 21 and you have in your possession a empty beer bottle, you may be charged with illegal possession of alcohol
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    *This one sucks the most.
    **w00t!

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    Posted 23 February 2009 - 05:05 PM

    Louisiana Crazy Law
    It is illegal to gargle in public places.

    <li>It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.

    Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."

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    New Orleans

    <li>It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it.

    <li>You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.

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    Posted 23 February 2009 - 08:46 PM

    In Nebraska you could be fined up to $500 for not carrying a cob of corn with you. JK

    But it really is illegal to sneeze in churches here.

    #15 Quinn

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    Posted 23 February 2009 - 08:57 PM

    <li>It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it.

    Pwned. 'Nuff said.

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    Posted 23 February 2009 - 09:07 PM

    California has great laws. :p

    Toads may not be licked.
    You may not hunt moths under a street light.
    It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison.
    Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.
    Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
    No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
    Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
    Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
    It is illegal to own or sell "Silly String".

    Note: these laws only apply in certain towns in CA

    Edited by Random1225, 23 February 2009 - 09:12 PM.

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    Posted 23 February 2009 - 09:33 PM

    It's illegal to pirate music in Nebraska. lol

    If you win a corn husking contest in Nebraska, you can choose any woman within a 500 foot radius to be your
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    Posted 23 February 2009 - 09:39 PM

    It's illegal to pirate music in Nebraska. lol

    If you win a corn husking contest in Nebraska, you can choose any woman within a 500 foot radius to be your

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    It's illegal to pirate music everywhere.

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    Posted 23 February 2009 - 09:41 PM

    It's illegal to pirate music everywhere.

    Not Ocea :p

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    Posted 23 February 2009 - 09:47 PM

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